Rock and a hard place

Who would you rather see win the AL Central -- the Minnesota Twins or the Detroit Tigers?
I'm resigned to indifference, myself.  Mainly because I can't bring myself to root for the Twins. Lord knows that this would only fuel the fire for the Twinspired jealousy that runs rampant in the White Sox's clubhouse and broadcast booth.
However, if Detroit wins, that's a little additional revenue for a team that sorely needs it to work around the millstone contracts of Magglio Ordonez and Dontrelle Willis. The Twins won't be hurting for money when Target Fields opens -- unless their April slate gets snowed out.
Ultimately, either option sucks. If you have a compelling argument, I could be swayed.
And in related news, Ozzie Guillen comes to Scott Merkin's defense, while Jack McDowell pontificates on Guillen's precarious position.