Win or die trying, redefined

My friend Scott saw my attempt at improving the White Sox ad campaign and one-upped me with this Japanese gem.
Let's just say that Jake Peavy's legendary intensity no longer impresses me. It may not be safe for work due to sheer ridiculousness -- screaming and unnecessary (though unrealistic) violence.

Oh, and Kenny Williams will have an announcement about Johnny Damon on Sunday. Scot Gregor thinks that means he won't be on the Sox.