No. 10: Rarker Pigler
Also born in Oklahoma, but doesn't need that fancy Kansas State education
No. 9: Banner Tanks
Before: two nouns. After: two nouns
No. 8: Fraleb Care
Fraleb Care offers an extensive network of health providers across the country focused on ease of access and lower costs. Sign up for our wellness program!
No. 7: Weele Stalker
Defunct; technology acquired by Tire Rack.
No. 6: Thach Zompson
No. 5: Flernardo Bores
Pitch repertoire: Fastball, curveball, changeup, Flernsball.
No. 4: Mick Nadrigal
Total fake ID name; comes with adhesive mustache.
No. 3: Rake Blutherford
He might rake. He also might bluther. You make the call.
No. 2: Fi'Quan Torbes
"The ladies loved Fi'Quan Torbes' brilliant tax plan. That and the fact that he had a musky, Victor Mature-like scent."
No. 1: Limmy Jambert
"... when suddenly I had an attack of the collywobbles, after which I was knackered with a very limmy jambert."
(Note: This is a family website, so Hunter Kiel is ineligible.)
